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Dead topics: Titans is STILL the worst superhero show
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Titans is one of the worst superhero shows that I’ve ever had the displeasure of watching. Season 2 was even worse than season 1, and it's on par with many of the terrible superhero shows people rag on today. She hulk, Gotham knights, and Batwoman are all in the same caliber as this colossal mess. So join me as I rip this show to shreds. Chapters 0:00-5:39 Intro 5:40-42:12 Slade sucks 42:13-54:...
Dead Topics: Gotham Knights gave me brain damage
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The second part to the Gotham Knights review. In the first part we went over some of the characters and their flaws. This time around we focus on the plot and how awfully written it is. First part: ua-cam.com/video/BwDzAikUH5M/v-deo.htmlsi=6_oKpTJrcNedwKvz Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=86973296&Link& Discord: discord.gg/eHZvgafWgy
Velma season 2 trailer but i do all the sounds
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Can’t wait for season 3
Rosemary, Sage, and Thyme argue about ghostbusters
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This was a snipped of a 26 minute long argument me dredd and pompous had on our way back from seeing ghostbusters frozen empire. A sequel to the first video Rosemary, Sage, and Thyme argue about hedgehog rights ua-cam.com/video/fZPJJLqYVD0/v-deo.html
Dead Topics: Gotham knights is (also) the worst superhero show
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Gotham knights is a terrible show, but just how terrible is it? Is it worse than titans? Well that’s what we are here to find out. Join me in hell as we sift through the dead topic that is Gotham knights. Make sure to check out my discord!: discord.gg/9AGXPDeF5e Patreon link: patreon.com/user?u=86973296&Link&
Dead Topics: Titans is the worst superhero show
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Titans is without question one of the worst superhero shows I’ve ever watched. So take this journey with me as we explore just how terrible this live action teen titans really is Remember to check out my discord, also join the patron if you want early access to videos and bonus content. Discord: discord.gg/6ZnczYeDDK Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=86973296&Link&
Patreon and Discord announcement
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This is an announcement for the new discord and patreon both which will be linked here for those who want to join. Pateron: patreon.com/user?u=86973296&Link& Discord: discord.gg/UrtZCuAmYH For those interested in becoming a moderator fill out this google form, and I will contact you via discord after reviewing your application. You must be 18 years or older in order to become a moderator. I wil...
Guardian HQ channel update
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An update for the future of the guardian HQ UA-cam channel. I’ll be making new content soon and releasing a patron and starting up a new discord. I’m moving away from High Guardian Spice and will be focusing on reviews/critiques in the near future. Make sure to stick around for new content Big thanks to @condensed_sam for creating the new channel art and avatar
High Guardian Spice 2 years later
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Remember when Rosemary said “is sleep a food”? Such horrible memories.
High Guardian Abridged Shorts: Maddening Multiverse
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The multiverse is a frightening thing, in one universe high guardian spice was a good show, thats a universe that is one of a kind. Voice actors Sage: Lord Dredd Mace: Condensed Sam
UHHHHHH
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I never liked the guy but little did I know yandere dev would turn out to be a predator.
High Guardian Spice dialogue Rewritten
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High Guardian Spice dialogue Rewritten
High Guardian Spice dialogue is fundamentally meaningless.
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High Guardian Spice dialogue is fundamentally meaningless.
Every animation error in High Guardian Spice episode 4
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Every animation error in High Guardian Spice episode 4
High guardian spice abridged director's commentary ep 5-6
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High guardian spice abridged director's commentary ep 5-6
High guardian spice Snapdragons mind
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High guardian spice Snapdragons mind
Another defense of High Guardian Spice
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Another defense of High Guardian Spice
High Guardian Abridged Shorts: Rosemary’s apology tour
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High Guardian Abridged Shorts: Rosemary’s apology tour
High Guardian Spice abridged episode 9: Speciesism part 2
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High Guardian Spice abridged episode 9: Speciesism part 2
The Spot: how across the spiderverse nails portals
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The Spot: how across the spiderverse nails portals
Titans Season 2 was infinitely better than Season 3. And I didn’t even dare watch Season 4.
When jason killed hawk I had hope for the show. And then they ruined it
Did you notice that the stoner from Velma shares the same voice actor as Hawkodile, Manumaru(Sanrio's Aggretsuko) and Gudetama(Sanrio's Gudetama; The Eggcellent Adventure), being Roger Craig Smith?
I didn't really like Titans after finishing season 1. This is coming from a guy who likes Zack Snyder's DC movie trilogy by the way.
I hope James Gunn's DCU will do the Teen Titans justice if they get a movie or show set in that universe.
7:05 you would be surprised, in D&D theres a whole class to do just that.
This show is only enjoyable for little kids that don’t pay attention to the bad story And yet they thought it would be smart to make it for adults
Titans is great! I love how the show kind of flips the normal style and shows us how the lives of a group of villains goes, how their acts impact those around them and how they try to ignore them for their own sake. Especially in season 2, when their villainy almost becomes too much for one of their own! Truly an inspired approach.
"Dr Light would've killed that tiger" 😂😂😂
Those who can't do, teach; those who can't teach, critique; those who can't critique, make a chain of long comments deflecting and telling you to mindlessly consume media just because it's queer-coded.
Honestly, the Flash exists, and I’m NOT defending Titans, but this is far from the worst superhero show.
Starfire? That’s black fire 💀💀
If you dont like it, dont watch
Starfire wait my bad strip fire shouldn’t be black or white pacifically for the Starfire character because other characters yes but Starfire is an alien and she always been portrayed orange skin and the Starfire only does not have orange skin but act like they’re on a different planet and they act they live there the whole lives
Jeez... this is like a mix of The Boys (if bad and taking the comic's tone), 13 Reasons Why and Velma, but with a pinch of Zack Snyderism. I swear that some Comicbook writer, a very controversial one (probably the editor in chief at the time), HATED legacy characters and wanted a show to destroy their credibility so hard that people will in proxy hate the comics that stars them. That is Evil...
14:35 that line suspended so hard my disbelief that i bounced back to reality like: oh yes I'm a human in planet earth.
They hyped up Blackfire to be the main villain only for her to end up the victim or something. Then Scarecrow ended up main villain. Doesn’t make sense.
I was able to tolerate season 1&2. Season 3 was downright painful
I only enjoyed s1 that shit was good until the finale
Only thing cool about this show was Hawk and Dove. The dialogue was boring and corny. That blue filter was atrocious and their environments were devoid of background actors except for the episode at the carnival where Donna Troy died because an electric tower collapsed on her.😂 They kept bloating this show with more characters and less story
Imagine talking about a show that quickly changed from a light-hearted to a dark tone and mentioning some trash ass "what if super was evil" cliche show instead of argueble best anime ever made, puella magi madoka magica
Need sumn to lull my brain to sleep 🤞🙏
Dick is his name… it wasn’t supposed to be funny..
He was joking
He is hot tho
I'm so glad these reviews, video essays and critiques exist because I had someone recommend HGS to me by saying it was kinda like The Owl House for adults. I'm grateful not to have wasted my time and kept my expectations from being assaulted 😅
They should've just used the 2003 Teen Titans show as inspiration. I have no idea what they were going for here. This show was just awful. There's no reason to even watch it because none of the characters resemble the characters they're based on.
So 1. I think people don’t realize that often, this type of criticism is due to a sort of affection for the potential of a show. You wanted to see that potential succeed and what it could have been, so what you actually get makes you kind of upset. 2. I’m a trans dude who ACTUALLY WATCHED High Guardian Spice and I didn’t think it was good either. It had the start of some cool stuff and some good ideas but the end product wasn’t really good? It just wasn’t enjoyable to watch, and I’m the type of person who has pretty low standards for what’s enjoyable to watch. I can usually find something to enjoy in an overall bad movie or TV show, like the visuals, music, or cinematography, but High Guardian Spice is like Dragons the Nine Realms. 3. I personally found She-Ra and the princesses of power enjoyable to watch but it’s definitely also a flawed show. While it does have lots of neutral and positive representation of the LGBTQ+ community, what it has to say about abuse is…_Questionable_. Not sure how that relates to High Guardian Spice or Dave’s critique other than the commenters grouping all queer creators together.
27:09 sounds like every edgy chubby college girl
Some different phraseing like adding an “oh,” would help it run smoother
34:33 Congrats, you just got a new subscriber 💯
Kind of weird the teen titan cartoon show for children did it right. slade first then Trigon
If Jerico didn't want Deathstroke to kill Robin he should have thrown his consciousness into deathstroke and had him surrender to the authorities. That seems like a much better way of handling the problem instead of throwing yourself on Deathstroke's sword.
I've begun to suspect that the reason that this is about as good as it gets for trans representation is because the only time a network will greenlight something that includes trans characters, or particularly that is made by a trans person, is when they want to buy a new audience who isn't already watching the things they air. The consequence of that would be prioritising works that are unsubtle over works that are good, and encouraging the show purchased to talk specifically about trans issues so as to be explicit as possible about who is supposed to be watching it. You see the same thing in comedy, I think a big part of the reason that the "women aren't good at standup" stereotype exists is because people keep hiring women to rant about the inconveniences of being a woman, rather than to tell jokes; cathartic laughter instead of amused laughter, same way right wing comedy works. Incidentally, you know a show is going to be terrible when all the characters have the names of herbs, instead of human names. That's my writing advice: Stop using naming schemes outside of parody. Also, I'm getting pretty sick of "magic school" fiction having these nonsense wish fulfillment school setups where the teachers are friends and you're allowed to do whatever you want.
Just once I'd like to get through one of these videos without the mandatory "I don't care about race" disclaimer. It's not like it does any good anyways.
In the words of CinemaSins, it's not "Show, don't tell," it's "Tell, and shout while you're at it!"
What a colossal waste of time to make a video like this about something you hate. For fuck’s sake, do something USEFUL.
At least Teen Titans go has a cool artstyle/backgrounds and can be pretty funny
Slade: I'm going to ruin the Titans and make them break up and never fight crime together again, without killing them of course, because they caused the death of my son! The Titans: You're the bad guy and we're gonna kill you to death cuz we're the heroes!
Jericho was important in the comics, but only in the Titans comics, and sadly he got turned evil for stupid reasons before dying and staying dead. Also, yes, he had body jacking, despite that not lining up with his dad or sister. And Rose used to be written as a capable superheroine, but a lot of hack writing makes her evil. The Titans have had a lot of a ups and downs over the decades. And some of those downs are... real... yeesh. But when there's a diverse cast of characters that has been around for decades under changing writers, editors, and executives.... things happen. Plot lines get dropped, characters get arbitrarily turned evil, characters suffer for good and bad plots alike, people who don't have a clue what they're doing get handed responsibility for the cast, bold new directions are taken without regard for prior plans, event comics spill over into other books, It's a lot. Not that it can't be done well, and there have been truly magnificent Titans stories, like the Technus Imperative. It's just that the bad stuff makes for good review content.
I mean, after the flash movie, cw cg isnt so bad lol!
Long as hell? An hour? Really? Thats not nearly long ENOUGH.
Also, how is four chapters supposed to help lol
Sage was obviously heavily inspired by Mindy Khaling’s Velma character. That’s what sucks about most modern cartoon characters. They’re either Seth Rogen/Family Guy style characters that rely too heavily on middle school level edge lord dick humor, shock humor, and excessive swearing to the point that it feels like forced humor, or they’re Mindy Khaling/Velma style characters that are spiteful assholes who actions are attempted to be justified by the plot, who treat everyone around them, especially those who are supposed to be their friends, like complete shit just because, and try to push a political agenda or act like a political mouth piece for the creator. If the character is meant to be an antagonist, they can be a total asshole, because then it would fit better. Also, what happened to making main characters that actually have more than one dimension, are likable, and have flaws and tough experiences that the audience can relate to and work through to develop more deeply.
it cant be worse than batwoman
Not the first video I've seen dissecting this mistake, but it still deserves to be called out for the everything it got wrong.
5:55 We get it, you don't read comics. Unironically a great lineup if they ever did a good titans show.
Race-swapping characters has never ended well Good intentions for inclusivity Bad execution
After seeing how they killed of Donna, yeah it's the worst. Don't even need to watch it.
The parallels between the teachers at Hogwarts and the teachers at Lynn Garth -or however you spell it -really shed a light on how dangerous and irresponsible the professors in the HP universe are. Both love to send children into deadly situations unnecessarily and a knack for psychological abuse.
A really cute bit with the photo book could have been like. Okay Rosemary: *looking at book* oh you had long hair? Carroway: I did :) Rosemary: *flips page* oh you wore dresses? You look really pretty :) Carroway: Thank you, I wore them when I was younger :) Rosemary: *flips page* oh you had- (comedic pause on shot of carroway with bewbs) uhhh Carroway: is something wrong? Rosemary: *embarassed* I’m sorry :( I didn’t realize you were transgender. Carroway: *laughing* you don’t need to apologize! It’s not something I’m ashamed about. Or something like that. Then you could lead into Carroway talking about transition magic because it’s kinda cool